His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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