Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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