Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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