There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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