i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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