i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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