Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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