Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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