Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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