What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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