Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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