YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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