Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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