question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You coming home soon, man?
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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