I'm drive I can fine osifer
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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