Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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