just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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