We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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