I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
