we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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