I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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