Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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