i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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