wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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