quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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