At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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