I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
