VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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