Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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