Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
no you cant smoke seaweed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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