We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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