Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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