I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
