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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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