I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
