Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
My pussy is not your playground.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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