is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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