Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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