Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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