can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
we should paint friendship bongs
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