I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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