I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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