I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She needs sedatives and a leash
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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