Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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