I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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