I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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