The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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