I'm jealous of your bromance
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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