dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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