did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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